BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a  University  of  Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct….. …leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

Here you will find a different version of the 12 twelve days of Christmas with lyrics and music. Brilliant.

It will also tell you what are the twelve days of Christmas.

It does not need me to tell you how frustrating it is to go to a Post Office to purchase your Postage Stamp requirements. After your walk in the rain and you can’t find a car park space. You then find that the Post Office queue is out of the door and you only have an hour for lunch.

Well now there is an easier way to get your Postage Stamp requirements and the service is FREE.

Post Haste who provide the ‘Stamps by Post’ service is an authorised Royal Mail Retailer established nearly 15 years ago in 1995. They are already supplying many thousands of organizations across the UK including schools, estate agents, Doctors surgeries,dentists, recruitment agencies, local authorities and many more businesses. In fact there is hardly a market sector they don’t supply

Stamps by Post are just like the supermarkets, corner shop and garages who sell stamps. The only difference is that Stamps by Post don’t have a retail outlet. Instead they are able to supply you with any quantity of stamps that you require.These will then be posted to you by First class mail at no extra cost.

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They work on a really low margin so are unable to take payment by card. Payment is made by cheque, Internet Banking or BACs. Seven day terms apply.

Another great service is if you have over stocks of stamps they will take them back and credit/refund the full value of the stamps.

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e mail order@stampsbypost.com. You can telephone Nigel Bateman on 01392 811677 who will be more then glad to answer any questions you may have on this brilliant service.

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2 Order by Telephone, Email, and Fax or on the www.stampsbypost.com web site.

3 Posted First Class FREE of charge the same day up to 5pm

4 Minimum order £65.oo

5 More often than not receive them the next day from ordering.Royal Mail deliver 93% of 1stclass post by the next working day.

6 Pay by Cheque, Internet banking or BACs

7 Easy to register on the website. Just pick your own user name and password, then click on the link on the confirmatory email to activate the account.

Go on and visit www.stampsbypost.com and your stamps could be with you tomorrow.

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Careful What you write

I was discussing with one of my customers who develops education books for publishing about the possible impact that Google will have if they are allowed to get away with there proposal of making available all books on line free.
So if you wanted James Bond Goldfinger. You would go to Google type in James Bond Goldfinger book and up it comes free of charge for you to read. This would, you would think infringes, copyright laws but Googles excuses is it would be for educational purposes only. Therefore not infringing copyright. Just think you have written a book which has taken you months to research and the day it is published Google scans it in and lets people have for nothing. Anyway I believe its going to court to see if Google has the right to do this.

We also talked about what is written on the Internet generally and one of the interesting scenarios was the following. Lets suppose you are a 15 year old writing on  a web page and decide to criticize a company about there way of doing business. Then lets say 10 years later he applied for a job with that company. The company looks him up on the Internet and Bingo up pops what he had written about them 10 years earlier. Consequently the company don’t like this and so he doesn’t get the job.
I guess on blogs it may not look so bad as Blogs are generally dated but if the web page where the words are written is not dated then whose is to say when it was written.
In other words be careful what you say today as it may come back in years to come and bite you where you do not want to be bitten.

So the British inventor has done it again. A Mr Wolfram Alpha has come up with a new search engine that according to experts will give Google a run for there money.
His idea that he has developed into a full working search engine People can use the system to look up simple facts – such as the height of Mount Everest – or crunch several data sets together to produce new results, such as a country’s GDP.  Read more here

E Book

Well I think I have found my E book and have been getting the 1st draft done. Its not the easiest thing I have done but hey you got give it ago.

More to come later.

I have just set up another Blog. This blog is to do with music. I have a insatiable appetite for listening to music. I am always trying to find the perfect track by any artist or group in any genre.  I am not particularly into Dance, Country Western and Opera. All though I do have some tracks from all these genres in my 1500 CD collection. I guess most music I enjoy is well, everything else.
The purpose of this Blog is to try and find out what people listen to say in the car, Sunday morning, there
favourite saddest song, there song or album they could not live with out,favourite love song, etc etc.
Any way I set up this blog  last Thursday On Sunday 19th at about 7am GMT. I spent a couple of hours messing about with it. I then wrote some pages in the afternoon  and at 5pm I checked to see if Google had picked it up.
Of course it hadn’t. But it had by 9pm. To say the least I was quite surprised considering normally it takes 1-2 weeks for web sites I have set up to show and then with in a few weeks disappear from G all together. If you are interested then please visit http://www.icanhearmusic.com

If you have time please enter your fav music.

The header is to be changed and one or 2 other things but I am waiting for designs to come through.

Sent to me today!

SOMETHING TO PONDER OVER

Common knowledge?

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees
and has the following employee statistics:

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shop-lifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this?

It’s the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out
hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

What a bunch of to**er’s we have running the UK – it says it all. And just to
top all that they probably have the best ‘corporate’ pension scheme in the
country .

If you agree that this is an appalling state of affairs, please pass it on to
everyone you know. It’s time to stand up to this lot.
And we are paying the salaries !!!!

Have fun

Please donot faint as Iwrite for the second time in a day. But for those who might be interested I came acroos this very interesting article which will help to plan our future E book plans.

I have a idea for a new blog but as yet I am still considering the plan of its lay out etc. Of course if it works it will make me a trillion dollars in a month and I will have proof to show you the figures and I will be making  so much money that I will have time to write a ebook about this succesful blog that for $97 for a limited time you to will be able to do the same and of course there will be a 6 week guarantee  plus if you join my memebership site for $20  amonth you will get special infomation on how to make a trillion a month etc etc.
Will let you know when its completed.
I have also set up a new niche site which again when its finished I will let you know for your imput etc.
In the mean time I am still having problems on what to write for as an  E book.
I have thought of a couple of things but either its a case of a subject which not only would not bring in much revenue or its a very limited market.  I guess sooner then later the spark will appear. Well I hope it does. To be honest I think because I cant find anything that really turns me on as it were or has been done a million times before I have lost the will a bit.
I am really annoyed because I have suddenly started to get trillions of spam.
The email address I use for anything thats not important which I have been using for years has obviously been found or sold and as a consquence I recieve  every day nearly 100 spam.
I would not mind to much but its the same things that are being sent,E.G. Ebay kit, diet and the “get a bigger” you know what. Mines big enough thank you. DO you think my name is Justin?( No disrespect to any one called Justin)
I love the idea of this Niche Socializer but does it work. I can’t help feeling it’s a clever package to sell but why buy it if you can set up your own. They tell you or perhaps suggest you will get as many people as Face book etc. I don’t think so. Take a look see what you think.  http://en.wordpress.com/tag/nichesocializer/
I am sure a name like Andrew X knows what he is talking about!